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Tuesday, May 10, 2011
Monday, December 27, 2010
That's not NOrmal
Some things to share about my School Year thus far....
1. Kid writes :CHICKEN: on her bookbag in whiteout. Her reason: bc she likes chicken.
2. Kids having no idea who Bob Marley is.
3. Rumor has it kids are selling birth control in the cafeteria...really, really.
4. Ass dialing some of my old kids parents on a Sat night. Awesome.
5. A kid coming up to me asking for Perfume. There's only 1 reason for that. Ew.
6. No Homo
7. Break Bread
8. A 6th principal
9. Being Gay is the new Way
10. Like mean girls, there is a webpage with "Tweek of the Week."" Tweek= whore.
1. Kid writes :CHICKEN: on her bookbag in whiteout. Her reason: bc she likes chicken.
2. Kids having no idea who Bob Marley is.
3. Rumor has it kids are selling birth control in the cafeteria...really, really.
4. Ass dialing some of my old kids parents on a Sat night. Awesome.
5. A kid coming up to me asking for Perfume. There's only 1 reason for that. Ew.
6. No Homo
7. Break Bread
8. A 6th principal
9. Being Gay is the new Way
10. Like mean girls, there is a webpage with "Tweek of the Week."" Tweek= whore.
Sunday, May 16, 2010
Always look behind you...
Let me update you on my very eventful week...
So I'm in the locker room at the gym changing, when a super-obnoxious woman (lady 1) starts yelling at lady 2 because she is "dripping" from the pool. She pretty much bitches at her for a good 5 minutes complaining that she doesn't want her nasty drips fro the pool near her. So I go upstairs to meet my trainer, and of course tell him the locker room drama. Lady #1 then comes over to my trainer and I while working out and asks me If I agreed with her that it was disgusting. When we proceeded to tell lady 1 that you do drip when getting out of a pool is normal, she decided to come over to me, while my head was behind her, and spill out her drink at my feet, and say.." I guess you won't mind tripping on this." She's now kicked out of the gym.
Then we get to work. Im at school, and I see a girl fight start brewing. I hold back on of the girls, first by the hand, then the body. At this point the other chick is coming at her, so I try and pull her away. I had to make a quick decision either let go of the girl, or my pants. I took the latter. Couldn't let the kids see my draws. Well, in an effort to stop it and keep holding on, I turned around...and got punched and slapped and scratched. My first fight ever.
To top it off, I caught the bouquet at my girl's wedding this weekend, and her brother who is Napolean Dynamite's twin..caught the garter. It was like Deb and Napolean reunited.
So I'm in the locker room at the gym changing, when a super-obnoxious woman (lady 1) starts yelling at lady 2 because she is "dripping" from the pool. She pretty much bitches at her for a good 5 minutes complaining that she doesn't want her nasty drips fro the pool near her. So I go upstairs to meet my trainer, and of course tell him the locker room drama. Lady #1 then comes over to my trainer and I while working out and asks me If I agreed with her that it was disgusting. When we proceeded to tell lady 1 that you do drip when getting out of a pool is normal, she decided to come over to me, while my head was behind her, and spill out her drink at my feet, and say.." I guess you won't mind tripping on this." She's now kicked out of the gym.
Then we get to work. Im at school, and I see a girl fight start brewing. I hold back on of the girls, first by the hand, then the body. At this point the other chick is coming at her, so I try and pull her away. I had to make a quick decision either let go of the girl, or my pants. I took the latter. Couldn't let the kids see my draws. Well, in an effort to stop it and keep holding on, I turned around...and got punched and slapped and scratched. My first fight ever.
To top it off, I caught the bouquet at my girl's wedding this weekend, and her brother who is Napolean Dynamite's twin..caught the garter. It was like Deb and Napolean reunited.
Saturday, April 17, 2010
Monday, April 5, 2010
I Like The Bartender
This is what happens when your friend has an Iphone, and a party...
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Sunday, March 21, 2010
Downtown Fun
Today was quite the day... Sunday Funday. It was breakfast on a roofdeck with good company, followed by a leisurely stroll to South Street. The sun done brought the freaks out. Then back to a friends apt. for some Sushi that the chef's had to go to Japan to kill the fish. What a great day with good friends and good fun!
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