Let me update you on my very eventful week...
So I'm in the locker room at the gym changing, when a super-obnoxious woman (lady 1) starts yelling at lady 2 because she is "dripping" from the pool. She pretty much bitches at her for a good 5 minutes complaining that she doesn't want her nasty drips fro the pool near her. So I go upstairs to meet my trainer, and of course tell him the locker room drama. Lady #1 then comes over to my trainer and I while working out and asks me If I agreed with her that it was disgusting. When we proceeded to tell lady 1 that you do drip when getting out of a pool is normal, she decided to come over to me, while my head was behind her, and spill out her drink at my feet, and say.." I guess you won't mind tripping on this." She's now kicked out of the gym.
Then we get to work. Im at school, and I see a girl fight start brewing. I hold back on of the girls, first by the hand, then the body. At this point the other chick is coming at her, so I try and pull her away. I had to make a quick decision either let go of the girl, or my pants. I took the latter. Couldn't let the kids see my draws. Well, in an effort to stop it and keep holding on, I turned around...and got punched and slapped and scratched. My first fight ever.
To top it off, I caught the bouquet at my girl's wedding this weekend, and her brother who is Napolean Dynamite's twin..caught the garter. It was like Deb and Napolean reunited.
Venting Session
14 years ago
