I'm back....

I have a lot to update. First, I spent the entire day at the hospital with a student yesterday. First, there was a knock down BRAWL in the art room in school, 2 kids had to be rushed to the ER. I got the kid who broke his hand from the swing. Stronggggggg kid. Stupid too. Then, In computer class, another kid decided to slam another kid's head on the desk= 3 inch gash gushing with blood.

My work is out of control and the kids either call me Mom or Auntie. I guess it's a sign of love.

Also,
I love the show "Say Yes to the Dress." Just finished an episode where Holly brought her gay friends to give their honest opinion about her dresses. Amazing idea. And, at the end, one of them tried on a ballgown. Amazing.

I tried to dye my eyelashes the other night. Not smart. Here's why. As soon as the dye starts to sting, I rub my eye and run to the bathroom blind, smearing the black all over my face. Now I look like a raccoon because the dye has dyed not only my eyelashes, but my entire eye. Lady Gaga mixed with a raccoon.

Someone stole my future baby name. I was going to let my bro have it. But someone stole it before that. Charlotte--call her Charlie. Cutest thing ever. Rude.

I fell asleep during the Phillies game tonight. I decided, I only like to watch the last inning.

The new movie, Good Hair...Chris Rock's latest. All about where hair comes from in Weaves and wigs, etc....He had the best idea. There should be a weave airline...your on the plane for 6 hours and you could get your hair did. Just fyi...I WOULD TOTALLY RIDE THE WEAVE AIRLINE. It could be called Weave Airways, or Hair Gets You There, or Hairways. Those are just a few of my genius ideas.

Saved the best for last. There is a psychology test for Kids, the name.......Woodcock Johnson Test. Seriously. 3 names in one. And I found out today that there was also a governer in Maine named Woodcock. So I decided to write to them to see if they could send me a bumper sticker reading "woodcock for governer." Genius. Unfortunately, I got a response back ..verbatum...
Woodcock will not be running this term. Something about that phrase is so wrong.

I die, that's bananas, sick, Literally.

Peeeeeeceee Out.