Tuesday, February 9, 2010

I Can't Help It...

I know I keep talking about my job, but...it could possibly be a TV Show.

I forgot how much fun snowdays are. Now that I work for the School District, I get more excited about school being closed than I did when I was actually in school.

So at school I do the morning announcements over the loud speaker, and last week I decided to sing the Pledge of Allegiance. It was pretty amazing. I made my own jig.
Work just gets crazier and crazier. Here are some of the highlites this week...
1. One student reached into his pocket and asked if I wanted to see the monster...(naturally my head went somewhere else)...he reaches in further, takes out a mirror, and puts it infront of my face. Like, I'm the monster. Awesome.
2. I hung up a sign in my office that reads "Do not come in without a pass". Obviously it has now been tagged to read "Do come in without a pass".
3. We are having a Valentine's Dance on Friday. So far I've been asked by 4 kids. Why wasn't I asked 4 times when I was in school. No thanks, 13 year olds.
4. And Finally, I spray tanned last night and EVERY single kid asked me if "I got a tan". Like, what exactly are you asking? Confused. Until someone called me an Umpaloompa. Awesome, again.


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