Monkey With a Donkey

This is the key to a happy young man. - given to me by my special, special, dog of a friend....

The Franchise. 

Girl 1 - number -head honcho

Girl 2- could be 1, but doesn't have the it factor. has all qualities of #1

Girl 3- girl that has boyfriend or girlfriend and understands there is no moving up. friend w benefits if relationships get serious, bets are off.  always be your friend.

Girl 4- down and dirty- take her out every now and then. she could be #3 you just don't know. you want to show her off.

Girl 5- freak bitch paula, as biggie would say.  always available. strictly physical.  butter face. monkey w a donkey.

and then there are the...free agents...  

I hope one day I have a son and can lead him in this direction.