Girls got balls

My trainer/female magnet/Fashion Expert/Serena Williams obsessor/Body Builder/NFL star/Friend and I had the most amazing conversation I think of my life.
He was just in Vegas and made the astounding discovery every girl knows they once, still, or sometimes do!

And here goes my version of his opinion.....

So ladies. So you have a plan right, for Saturday night. You have to get something new, a new dress, shoe, lipstick....Who notices......other girls.

So we go out, get all dolled u, spend 25 hours thinking about what were wearing, ask our friends what they're wearing, take a shower with enough time for our hair to air dry just a little before we dry and Flat Iron, or Wand....for who? Other girls.

we do all our makeup and try to look "natural" all the while putting too much on, hoping the girls will say, "Oh your makeup looks so pretty," no guy is gonna look at you and say "Oh, she did a really good job of putting just enough makeup on to look natural." Or, "wow, her cheek color looks like she has been sunkissed." We makeup our faces for who to notice...other girls.

. Ok, so the hair is dried and the makeup is done. For who?

We already have the idea in our head of what were wearing. It has to show some skin, either the cleavage, stomach, legs, or back...that's what we think is sexy. Because one of our friends, or frenemies, will notice how good you look, hopefully...want to get that dress, wish they had that Chanel clutch, or is jealous of the long hair.

Then we forcefully shove our feet into 4" heels that have color, bling, or the perfect red bottom....we basically cannot move in, so we look longer and more stylish because of our shoes. Because taller and better shoes obviously makes you noticed....by other girls.

We get to the club, cant move in our dress, or shoes. Cant move cause our makeup will smear. Cant get near crazy dancing people cause our hair might frizz if they spill a beer...

And all the while, No guy will ever notice the difference between Steve Madden and Christian Loubiuton (well unless you have asked for a pair or hinted you love them!). No guy will ever look at your hair and say, It's so straight, and the flat iron really makes it shiny. No guy will ever say he could picture you meeting his mom in the slutty outfit from Saturday night (he could introduce you to his bed though). No guy will EVER notice the price of your handbag.

The point: Girls got balls. Girls do it for other Girls.