It's Happening Again

Tylenol Pm + Sudafed + Antibiotics + Being at your mom's house = Major Revelations.....


Youtube is addicting. I click to watch a new music video next thing you know I'm watching a video on how to make ice cream.

When you can't find the remote in the living room, all trust suddenly goes, "who took the remote?" And then we all just know to stand up.

I walk into a classroom, and right away one of the kids shouts out, "Ms. Goodman, Do you fart a lot?" Since when is it ok for a kid to ask that to an adult in school. I was totally disturbed. But you gotta give the girl credit, she had the guts to ask that out loud. And hey, if she is wondering, well then there's the issue.

You know when someone looks at your baby pictures and says "Aw you were so cute, What happened?" Your new answer should be, Hooker I got sexy, that's what happened.

Our next generation are gonna be some tatted up grandparents.

Why do websites ask if you are human? No, I'm a unicorn.

My girlfriends (black) sister is having a baby. She said, now when's the last time this happened, a black girl actually planned a pregnancy.

People say if you want to feel rich, count the things you have that money can't buy. Um yea, that would be the Louboutins, Louis, House, etc..

The write for Lafayette on True Blood is Genius. Enjoy yourself for a few...http://www.tvfanatic.com/quotes/characters/lafayette-reynolds/page-3.html

Admit it, we've all gotten scared by our own shadow at least once.